I really don't know, quite frankly. I have theory that Sherry is using the Imperius curse on me to enlighten me about Muggle culture. Either that, or I am bored to insanity.

Well, ok. I guess you should know a little about me. I reluctantly give you this info:

I play beater for the Kenmare Kestrels because I have an Irish wife ho absolutely adores them. I have a Llama named Emu that guards my pockets, and I used to own a rabid sheep named Regis Garfunkel. He possibly, ate a bad clump of grass and died or something of the sort. My wife and I have an insane teenage daughter named Bailey. She's is trying to be better than me at something, like that could ever happen!? If you are a Muggle, Mudblood, or Squib, I hate you more than anything else on this Earth.

I think that's enough for you to know. Now, about my day, if you would like to know.

First, I woke up to find that Sherry's squib sister and her retarded muggle doctor husband had come calling. I think that George fella' is trying to kill me with his obnoxious-ness. He still insists taht I stop consuming sugar because of my Diabetes. I really need to find a way to get rid of him for good, without breaking the law.
After enduring an excruciating breakfast with the squib and muggle, I left for practice. Nothing much happened there, except for Lynch insulted me so I smashed his face with a bludger, on accident of course. We worked on some new strategies for the game next week against Tutshill.
I came home afterwards and fell on the couch. Lucky for me, the gits were still there. I told them I was sick and needed to be left alone. BUT NO! That fat, balding, ugly, stupid, Muggle doctor George had to try and see what was wrong with me. He diagnosed me with Strept Throat without doing any tests or anything. Maybe I should report him to the Muggle authorities. I was demanded to get some rest and drink lots of fluids and then they left. Thank Merlin!
I relaxed for the rest of the night until I decided to use the WWN and write this accursed journal entry here.
So there you have it, my day. Now go away.

-Ethan Warner

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